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Not FunnyWay are so many atheists absented with Christianity?TomL12 months ago#529reply

wtfAbsented means "to be away from". So literally you're asking why so many non-god-believers are distanced from a system of god-belief? WTF?Anonymous12 months ago#538reply

"Way are so many atheists absented with Christianity?"

watAnonymous12 months ago#539reply

This is awesomeBasically you rule, and I'm proud of you.Eric from Boston12 months ago#542reply

Why do so many illiterates post on these sites? I think wat might have wanted to say "Obsessed with Christianity"

But who knows? Maybe he meant "Absented from Christianity."

JWAnonymous12 months ago#543reply

hahaAtheists should be-little all higher being religions that same! don't show favouritism!Broomy12 months ago#549reply

I think why a lot of atheists vehemently despise Christianity, so much as to damage people they think are ignorant/ step on their personal values, is because their hatred for it comes from personal experience with dishonesty and manipulation, and offensive arrogance. Throwing judgmental shit at Christians, displacing on people for the systems by which control and dictate our moral society, only to end up being just as self centered and assuming as any religious ass that ever put him down for being ignorant themselves.

like anyone else i guess. for me for sure. I tell people about laws for slaves and commanded genocide, infanticide, glaring contradictions in text, out of text, whatever. I'm 'getting back' at what i see as dishonest and manipulative. But i hurt good people's feelings and make myself the center of a lot of negative attention for being hurtful to others personal feelings and stuff. i don't know whatever i don't know where i was going...Tyler12 months ago#551reply

Anonymous replied 7 months ago.

fyiFor anyone who's referring to the author, I'm actually not an atheist.

Read through the comics. You'll find atheists are made fun of just as much as believers.

(I think you're *all* crazy.)swb12 months ago#561reply

Anonymous replied 10 months ago.

lolEven though the girl is no worse off than before Comic-Jesus came, now everyone is mad at Comic-Jesus? The religious tend to object pretty strongly to having their (erroneous) beliefs disproved. ^^10912 months ago#612reply

JESUS IS A BIRDED LADY!Anonymous10 months ago#1306reply

In reply to swb, comment #561:

So you're a theist, and that makes you crazy. You're either an atheist or a theist regardless of whether or not you're agnostic.Anonymous10 months ago#1324reply

swb replied 10 months ago.

In reply to Anonymous, comment #1324:

I have no reason to believe God exists, so I'm not a theist. But I have no reason to believe God doesn't exist, so I'm not an atheist.

I just don't know. It could really turn out either way. There's no way to know - no test you can do to figure it out. So that's why I think the crazy ones are the ones who think they know.

Now, in the sense that a Christian is atheist towards gods of *other* religions, I am atheist towards any testable god. Of course, any time you can actually scientifically test whether or not a god exists, it's always going to come out false.

But this still doesn't disprove God's existence. That's impossible. There could always be a passive God behind the scenes, one that doesn't interfere or one that is really good at interfering without leaving any evidence.

There's no way to know. And because there's no way, I don't.swb10 months ago#1325reply

Britanica replied 9 months ago.

Anonymous replied 9 months ago.

Anonymous replied 8 months ago.

Non necessarily JesusWhile the image is frequently associated with Jesus, it's also frequently associated with "Bearded Person in the Sky"... There's no way to say that this is *definitely* Jesus, and on my first reading my assumption was actually the Judaic "Present in the World" form of God, pre-Jesus...

::shrugs:: No one else has said that it ain't him, including the creator who has commented, so I'm probably in the minority...Felonius10 months ago#1454reply

Pyleic replied 7 months ago.

Why am I not surprised?This comic had to have an unusually large number of comments as compared to the average number.

bws12r9 months ago#1672reply

In reply to swb, comment #1325:

Well said. Britanica9 months ago#1807reply

In reply to swb, comment #1325:

So you're also not sure whether or not there are unicorns, big foot, nessie, a pink teapot floating around jupiter, pixies, ghosts, santa... go ahead a prove conclusively that those don't existAnonymous9 months ago#1864reply

If there is a god, religion would make him an atheist.wkntz9 months ago#1868reply

J replied 8 months ago.

In reply to wkntz, comment #1868:

Nice.That one was damn on the spot.J8 months ago#1981reply

In reply to swb, comment #1325:

Oh, you're agnostic? You think there could be an Easter Bunny, you're just not sure?

An agnostic is just a solipsist coward too scared to believe in something and calling that open-mindedness in an attempt to appear superior.

Anonymous8 months ago#2032reply

swb replied 8 months ago.

Anonymous replied 7 months ago.

In reply to Anonymous, comment #2032:

NahAgnostics are just less absolutist. If you don't have any information about a claim, there's a 50/50 chance it's true.swb8 months ago#2033reply

In reply to Tyler, comment #551:

If you hate Christianity, you shouldn't be an atheist. You should be a Satanist. Satanism was basically created to spite Christianity, you don't really worship Satan (you can if you want though, it's fun!) it was just named that to piss off christians. Best. Religion. Ever.Anonymous7 months ago#2165reply

In reply to Felonius, comment #1454:

The comic /is/ called "Run Jesus Run"..Pyleic7 months ago#2173reply

In reply to Anonymous, comment #2032:

wtf?I'm fairly certain that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

First off, it sounds to me like YOU'RE the one attempting to act superior for your beliefs.

Second, agnostics aren't necessarily open-minded. Many are, and only call themselves agnostic because they don't know but are open to many answers. But true agnosticism is the belief that you CAN'T know. True agnostics aren't open to other answers. They aren't saying they're wrong...they're just saying it's theory, not fact. It's not something you can know for sure.Anonymous7 months ago#2178reply

I also find agnosticism midiocre. You don't answer the argument of unicorns and fairies, x-men and elves and whatever. All information we receive points that there is no higher being, divine and immortal and all powerful. When you say there is no information and it's 50/50, well you're wrong, you basically disregard everyday reality. For me that's more than enough proof that there is no god. If I start thinking there might be a slight possibility that something else exists, then at this point I am already imagining things. And I know the difference.613 The Evil4 months ago#2573reply

Scooter replied 3 months ago.

In reply to 613 The Evil, comment #2573:

I agree. You all are crazy.Scooter3 months ago#2630reply

Does it matter?It's a funny comic, that's it. The analyzation of this comic is for the artist to determine his/herself, and he/she has stated that athiests are made fun of just as much.

That's it.

The end.Evangeline Pelagia2 days ago#2781reply