Dude Learns Women

Me and a friend were joking about how there's no way to end a sentence with "Laaadies?" without sounding creepy. "How are you tonight, laaadies?" "Could you make me a sandwich, laaadies?" See?

So my theory was, if you just say it twice in a row, it becomes un-creepy. However, Dude may have just disproved that theory.

-swb

COMMENTS (15)

FirstWOW. The last phrase was so awesome. Indeed a great punch line. You rock dude!Nadav16 months ago#1656reply

Don't steal my schtick.Demetri Martin16 months ago#1657reply

With all his ruggedness isn't there enough room for all their numbers written on various body parts. Like the elbow. Didn't Demetri Martin make that "ladies" joke as well? If you haven't seen him check it out, I suppose.Anonymous16 months ago#1658reply

swb replied 16 months ago.

In reply to Anonymous, comment #1658:

I haven't heard the "laaadies" thing before, but if anyone's got a YouTube link, I'd check it out.swb16 months ago#1659reply

Anonymous replied 16 months ago.

613 The Evil replied 9 months ago.

Secrets replied 5 months ago.

In reply to swb, comment #1659:

Never realized how hard it was to find an old clip. Half-way through: http://comedians.comedycentral.com/demetri-martin/videos/demetri-martin---harmonicaAnonymous16 months ago#1660reply

swb replied 16 months ago.

In reply to Anonymous, comment #1660:

Laaadies?The "ladies" thing is pretty much exactly what we were joking about (except, we were putting emphasis on it, where he was just posing it as question). But I thought my friend had made that up. I am easily fooled, I guess. I wonder what Demetri would think of my "Ladies? Ladies?" theory. Probably blow his mind.

Btw, the harmonica bit was hilarious.swb16 months ago#1661reply

Anonymous replied 16 months ago.

In reply to swb, comment #1661:

Maybe you should give him some pointers. He also has a clip entitled "Dude" that has a segment near the end where he ponders what's the most intelligent sentence ever said beginning with the word "Dude."Anonymous16 months ago#1662reply

swb replied 16 months ago.

In reply to Anonymous, comment #1662:

Dude.Where's my car?

Or...

Dude, maybe it's both a particle *and* a wave.swb16 months ago#1663reply

Raven replied 15 months ago.

In reply to swb, comment #1663:

You should also watch his "Where Jokes Go" video.

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/demetri-martin/videos/demetri-martin---where-jokes-go

He does the Ladies line right near the end.Raven15 months ago#1671reply

swb replied 15 months ago.

In reply to Raven, comment #1671:

Cool - I always wondered where my jokes go. He's a funny dude. I'm glad I talked about ladies.swb15 months ago#1673reply

A sentence ending in "laaadies?" that isn't creepy...How about 'Isn't it creepy when people end sentences with "laaadies?"' It completely cancels itself out. Mwahaha! I beat you with logic!Dylan15 months ago#1675reply

Sounds like CryptomnesiaAnonymous15 months ago#1685reply

In reply to swb, comment #1659:

This video was nice.613 The Evil9 months ago#2652reply

In reply to swb, comment #1659:

LadiesLadies. Ladies?

Or vice-versaSecrets5 months ago#2833reply

Ha cool title textAnonymous3 weeks ago#2922reply